OK? . . . (the expression you will feel after reading this)

My friend stuck in a balloon. So I popped it, and he fell down, My first question was surprisingly not how did you get stuck in the balloon, but it was where did you come from? "from a vending machine" he replied so calmly as if kids get stuck in balloons and vending machine's everyday. I asked him to show this vending machine, so like a normal person would do he showed it to me. I saw it, the machine looked very normal if there weren't all those kids stuck in balloons in the vending machine. I popped every single one of the balloons until everyone was free, then the vending machine exploded. The kids in this place were starting to creep me out, because even a vending machine explosion seemed to have not interested them. Behind the vending machine was a Coca-Cola can, I took it and I drank it for no apparent reason. I saw my mom in front of me and she said,"time for school". I didn't care, I was enjoying pure happiness in this can of Soda, until my alarm rang, and I saw my mom in  front of me again and she said,"time for school" again, Except this time it was in the real world so it was obviously more boring than in the dream world where vending machines explode and kids think it's normal.  Now I am mad, I got up after a pretty awesome dream, where I was drinking soda, sadly I didn't finish the soda, which is why I am mad, and now I also have a sudden craving for soda. My friend is also blocking me from seeing the white board, this friend is the same one who I popped out of the balloon in the beginning of this story (that you probably want to put down right now because it is not a real masterpiece of writing, and yes I make grammar mistakes like every single person in the normal world not my crazy dream world). Now that got me thinking do people in my dream world make grammar mistakes, if they do that would be the only thing normal about them, yay! I may have just found the only normal thing about my dream world. Anyways back to my friend who is blocking me, he has a small head so I could easily see around him, but I can't. This is because my friend has lots of hair, lots of it. I need to ask him to bald it, That reminds me, I need to cut my hair.  I went to P.E. someone barfed, people thought it was funny. It was very funny, but I tried not to laugh. This got me thinking do people in my dream world barf if so do they think it is funny just like us normal people, Now, this got me thinking again whether we aren't normal, being normal is impossible, because my dream world people are normal in their world, and we are normal here. I am thinking too deep, and because of this I wasn't paying attention, and because of this I had to run and extra lap. Oh well. Next we have art, the teacher usually is mean but today the teacher is nice because she isn't here. There is a sub in her place, and this sub isn't nice but she isn't mean. She is very clueless, so it is very easy to trick into doing things for us instead of us doing things for her.  I tried to stay out of this, but in the end everyone gets mob mentality and I joined. While kids were yelling out stuff that we can never really do in our class, like eat candy and stuff. I was thinking do kids in my dream world ever go to school, if so do they have substitute teachers, if so do they confuse them like we do if the sub teacher is an easy target, my dream world people are starting to seem a little more normal, but then again what is normal. . . I didn't realize that I was drawing a lot while thinking about these things, but who cares my drawing was really good. I got an A on my assignment (even though there wasn't any assignment, it was just a way for us to get higher grades). Next I had Language arts, some kids think calling it English is funny, I just hope that those kids will have more mature lives in the future. My Language arts teacher is funny, nice, and gives out candy. Everything you could ever want in teacher so I am happy I got him. Though, he does give long talks to us. Today, coincidentally he was talking about what exactly normal is . . . so I joined in on this conversation and talked about what I had experienced so far today, and guess what everyone was enjoying it until I accidentally said a bad word while talking, so I got a detention for an hour after school. This got me thinking even harder about my dream world friends, do they get detentions, if so what do they get it for. They might seem even more normal than I thought they were, but then again what is normal. Next was Math, my teacher was having a terrible day, he spilled coffee on himself, and then when he went to get a tissue, he stepped on his sunglasses, He gave us a no homework day while he went to fix himself up. We cheered, though some were sad (I don't know why). Do my dream people get sad if they don't have to do a certain chore, or do they cheer like us. Math was the last class of my day. So I shall take a 5 hour rest break, well not really because I have an hour of detention so a four hour rest break.  You don't need to know what happened in detention because detention is a boring place where nothing interesting happens. So even if I told you, you would tell me to stop

AFTER FIVE HOURS

Ok, I have eaten dinner and will now go to sleep, I am going to meet my dream friends and ask them what exactly goes on in their world, So good night; P.S. this was not meant to be a very rushed ending, but I am sleepy so I am trying my best. Oh shoot, I just forgot all my questions for my dream people, maybe I will have another day just like this one and remember it all over again.

Whose money is it anyways?

      I was just walking around waiting for my parents to come so I can get my haircut (not something I like doing, considering I have to bathe after, ughh).   As I was waiting I was thinking about the weird fortune I saw yesterday in my fortune.  It was very descriptive, you'll see what I mean.  It said "You will find someone else's money on the sidewalk before going to the barber shop tomorrow".  Maybe it was true, considering we are going to the barber shop.  Just then, my mom said, "I unlocked the car, get inside".  I got inside, with my little sister.  She just loves staying with my mother whenever possible.  As soon as I got out of the car my sister yelled "Hey, a 20$ bill".  Man, was my fortune true? It could have just been that my mom dropped some money, but it wasn't hers! My fortune was shaping up to be true!  My mom took the money, and said "let's see whether we can find the owner of this money, after your haircut.  My sister on the other hand said,"Let's keep it!!".  I wanted to agree with my sister, but my mom was correct.  We should return the money.  After my haircut,  I wondered how are we gonna find the man who lost this money.  It could be anyone.  There were a couple of cars parked down next to us.  I took down all their license plate numbers because it could have been them.  My sister was constantly asking whether we could keep it. Then I said "lets leave it here it's only 20$ anyways".  My mom concurred and said, "What if it's a 100$ huh?"  My sister took the money and then saw,  It was a 100$! We only saw the 20$ bill on top.  We didn't realize all the money hiding beneath it.  It was too good to just leave around in that complex.  We had to solve this mystery.  Suddenly this cloaked figure came, his face hung down.   I couldn't see his hair, though, it was covered with his hood.  He didn't seem to be a very harmless guy.  So my mom asked if it was his money.  He hesitated for a moment "ummm . . .".  Then without a moments notice he said,"YES, YES, YES"!  My mom was about to give it to him, but I thought, no one hesitates if they lose their money.  So before my mom could give it to him, I asked him a simple question "How much money is in that wad of cash"? Another bit of hesitation,"ummm . . ." then in a questioning tone he said,"80$"?  It wasn't his.  He walked of . . . sad.  I hated to see that but when people lie, that's what they get.  My sister still had her "lets keep the money" attitude, but my mom went still to look for who's money it was.  As she was putting the money back in her purse for safe keeping, it got snatched from her hand.  At first I thought it was my sister, but she said,"It wasn't me".  I looked behind us and saw a guy who was laughing and running away with the money.  THEIF!, THEIF! I yelled at the top of my lungs.  I started to run after him,  when all of a sudden he banged straight into a pole and fainted.  Phew, I didn't need to run after him after all. He was under the pole with the money scattered everywhere.  We took the money, and counted to make sure we had all of it. It was all there, my mom put it into her purse and this time put it at the bottom so no one could steal it.  We were all walking, ready to leave, and we were going to ask the barber whether she could call us if anyone were to ask for their missing money.  All of a sudden, just before opening the door to tell the barber about the money, a man came up to us.  He asked whether we had seen any missing money around his car.  His car was the one parked right next to us.  My mom said "oh so, this is your money.  She dug around her purse, but couldn't find it. "HUH?"I said.  Then I looked inside the purse.  It wasn't there, instead there was a big fat hole.  "Uh oh, it must have dropped out of my purse" said my mom to the man. My sister yelled,"Why is that robber holding the money"! My mother and I looked, and sure enough the same robber who took the money from my mom's hand "un-fainted" and had the money with him.  We all started yelling at him for the money, "Give it back"! "Hey, that's mine"! Then the friendly neighborhood policeman swung by and asked,"What's all this commotion about"? I told him the whole story, and he made the robber give back the money, and the guy got his money. We saved the day, I thought, or did we . . .  When we reached home my sister got out of the car and yelled,"Hey a 100$ bill".  I looked and there it was.  I could tell what everyone was thinking.  OH NO, not again!

                                              The end

Falling in!

   There was a nice cool breeze going through my nice and toasty house.  My mom asked what I was doing. I lied and said "I'm working mom".  I sat back continuing to play the video game i was playing and wondered if days could get any better than this.  All of a sudden my finger slipped and landed on the LEFT arrow key and I fell.  Now your probably thinking i fell on the ground, but you will never believe what actually happened. I fell into my computer!  I was in the middle of my video game, literally! The aliens were closing in on me and trying to shoot at me.  I got so scared I ran and hid into the trash (the trash in the computer).  I looked through the trash and saw all this valuable stuff inside and wondered why I threw it in there.  I went a little further right and found . . .  my long lost homework! I couldn't admire anything in the trash though (sounds pretty funny, eh) because the aliens had found their way into the trash I ran out and did the only thing I could do.  I closed the trash file.  Phew! "One mission accomplished, and right now I am hoping there is only one more", I whispered to myself. I was walking along the dashboard when all of a sudden (yep, there is that word "sudden") I stepped on the shut down key. NOOOOOO!  I fell into a vortex of files and  everything went pitch black.  I had to wait until someone was going to on my computer, but them I remembered , no one but me uses my computer! Now What!!! I cried and cried and cried some more.  I cried so loud I guess my dad heard it and wondered what was happening.  He opened my computer, and he looked relieved to see me but also angry.  He shouted at me for playing that video game instead of doing my work! Then he got worried and wondered how to get me out.  He went to a computer shop and asked how to get me out.  I was getting a little hungry so i went to a fast food website and ate their ads.  The guy at the shop didn't know what to do.  My dad got so angry he hit his head at the keyboard and he hit the RIGHT arrow key.  I flew out of the screen and hugged my dad like never before. WHOO HOO!

   

Bird Blog 4

                                                    The Brown Pelican

I know, I know your going to ask me why I have not been bird blogging in so long.  Well, I guess I just totally forgot about it and started writing other interesting stories.  Anyways lets get onto the facts about this amazing bird.  Guess what it is.  If you guessed Brown Pelican your right!  So, the reason I am talking about this specific pelican is because I saw at least two in San Fransisco.  Now this magnificent pelican may not be as big as the American white pelican but it sure is cool.

  This bird is (at breeding times) a  brownish grayish color on its body and a bright red or black neck.  Its head is yellowish and whitish and it has a white and black beak that contrast. So these pelicans get there food by plunging into the shallow water. Doing that stuns the fish and they automatically  go into the pelicans mouth. Pretty smart, eh?

These amazing birds live along the coast. So if your planning to go to San fransisco or the bay be sure to take a camera, because you will see this bird.  Fun fact! Did you know that the oldest brown pelican lived for 43 years! That's about as long as Mozart did!

Imagine a world with no brown pelicans what so ever.  Well, thats exactly what happened in the 20th century, when pesticides nearly made this bird go extinct! but then after a few years the bird started making a recovery because the use of pesticides decreased. The pesticides made the birds eggs so thin that they would crack immediately, but you don't need to worry because the brown pelican is now really common and those pesticides haven't been use in a long time.

Anyways that is a really interesting bird, eh?!

Return of Mathitonious

  Remember the world of Mathitonious well here is the sequel to the last story "Mathitonious". After the  aliens left Earth The figured out that Mathitonious was gone! When the alien king, Smart guy saw this, he thought the Earthlings had stolen Mathitonious. Then he thought twice and said," No, that planet is much too big to fit in Earth. " So they brainstormed and finally one alien came up with a solution.  It was the average alien.  Everyone laughed at the idea at having average alien actually coming up with a solution.  Then suddenly the king shouted,"Quiet!" lets here what this boy has to see or we will all die."  Average alien said," This is where I think it is hidden . . . do you remember that star that our scimathist taught us about, the one that we orbit.  He also said that in a very short time we would be eaten by it."  " Well. we may have not gotten eaten by it but our planet probably did!" Everyone gasped at this theory at first they thought he was kidding but then it occurred to them that that might have actually happened.  "How do we get our planet back?" asked someone in the crowd. Average alien thought for a moment and in tears said," we'll never get it back." Everyone was about to protest but again he was right.  There was a moment of despair for everyone. Then the alien king said," we can't just live here and die". What do we do!".  This time the scimathist came in and interrupted he said,"looking for something" and behind them they saw the ashes of there colorful planet.  Everyone knew what happened. "We still don't know what to do came an irritated voice from the crowd." Someone else said I guess we can go back to Earth.  Everyone agreed and the scimathist had a rocket built in no time they went back to Earth and landed . . . er I mean crash landed onto someones picnic table.  Every was startled to see the Mathitonious aliens come back.  "We . . . um came to live here because of some minor problems", The king said. Everyone thought about it and said,"Yeah! we would love your company."  Yay, said everyone and they lived happyish ever after only because they couldn't have math class every single minute every single day.

                                                           

Jelly bean green and Horsey Lorsey

A few years ago there lived a Jelly bean named Jelly bean green.  He was the first Jelly bean ever to be made but they never took him out of the factory.  So one day Jelly bean green made a plan to escape from that horrible factory.  He rolled through little door gaps and did a bunch of other stuff to try and get out but it was no use he was lost.  Meanwhile in a farm somewhere close to death valley there lived a farmer and his horse who was named horsey lorsey.  The farmer took his horse everywhere.  The day when Jelly bean green tried to escape, the farmer took horsey lorsey to the Jelly bean factory. Jelly bean green found his friend Jello Yellow.  Jelly bean green asked," Do you know the way out of this horrid factory?" Jello Yellow said," I am also going out of this factory".  With the map that they had, they found their way out of the factory.  On their way out of the factory,they met horsey lorsey. Horsey lorsey saw Jello yellow and thought she was a tasty meal. Horsey lorsey then ate Jello yellow.Then, horsey lorsey turned into a dragon.The dragon had blue and black scales, with humongous orange wings, he also had yellow talons.  After that story Jelly bean green and horsey lorsey became friends.  As for the farmer, he ordered a ferrari.  He knew that ferraris don't eat Jelly beans and turn in to dragons and he hoped it wouldn't.
                     
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By: Anirudh and Pranay The Awesome Authors

Mathitonious

  There was a world deep in the center of space it was called Mathitonious.  Deep in the center of Mathitonious there were Aliens that obviously love math as it says in the name.  Mathitonious is divided in many parts.  There is a part full of half animals and humans, a weird animal place, and (panting) I don't know how many I can get to, but at this point it really doesn't matter because I am going to talk about the Aliens who love math place.  The center of Mathitonious had a completely different color than the rest of the area.  It was dark pink and dark orange.  Now, I finished the explaining how Mathitonious looks so lets get on to the story part.  Now in around the year 3,400 the Earthlings had finally figured out about Mathitonious and decided to challenge them in a great Math match to see who is better at math.  When the aliens figured out of this math contest, they decided to challenge them in the contest.  They went into a ginormous hall and 5 minutes later the contest started!  The math match lasted 3 days and both sides were done but the only problem was the judges were to sleepy to figure out which side won.  So I guess in a way they tied.
                                         


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