The Cartoon Pets

Hi! My name is anonymous. Pretty weird name, eh.Well anyways today seems to be my lucky day.  You see, my mom said that I could buy a pet.  So now I am going to the pet store.  Well, here I am.  I am really excited! Wait, but there is something wrong. Huh ? This is so weird.  All the pets are working and all the humans are in small cages.  I rub my eyes just to see whether I saw everything correctly.  Nope, my eyes didn't lie.  Well, too bad for me, I really wanted a beagle. I was just walking back home, when suddenly. . . a furry paw grabbed me.  "Aren't you going to by anything", it said in a wicked voice.  I stammered, "N... N....No".Instead of letting me have my choice he did the exact opposite.  He dragged me into the store and put me in a cage.  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!  Well employees, he said looks like we have a new pet!  I was now really freaked out.  I mean me,  I would rather have a beagle as a pet instead of the opposite.  Then suddenly the manager dropped something out of his pocket and it came right into my cage.  It was a long blue rod with a button at the end.  For some reason I had an urge to press it.  I pressed it and lighting streaks came out of nowhere.  I mean they didn't come out of nowhere they came out of the other end.  Well anyways, it hit the manager and the other pets and in a split second the people in the cages flew out and the animals flew in.  Everyone cheered me for saving there lives, '' Anonymous, Anonymous!
I woke with a start my mom was calling me, "Anonymous, Anonymous."  She then said, " today is your lucky day remember. Then it hit me today was the day I was allowed to buy a pet!  I ate my breakfast as fast as a cheetah and burst out of the house. Then I came back with a beagle. Luckily my experience wasn't as weird as my dream. Well, that is my story. So,
The End.  Now don't think this is the end of all my mysteries there will be many more, but for now,
THE END!