Friday, December 28, 2012

Mathitonious



  There was a world deep in the center of space it was called Mathitonious.  Deep in the center of Mathitonious there were Aliens that obviously love math as it says in the name.  Mathitonious is divided in many parts.  There is a part full of half animals and humans, a weird animal place, and (panting) I don't know how many I can get to, but at this point it really doesn't matter because I am going to talk about the Aliens who love math place.  The center of Mathitonious had a completely different color than the rest of the area.  It was dark pink and dark orange.  Now, I finished the explaining how Mathitonious looks so lets get on to the story part.  Now in around the year 3,400 the Earthlings had finally figured out about Mathitonious and decided to challenge them in a great Math match to see who is better at math.  When the aliens figured out of this math contest, they decided to challenge them in the contest.  They went into a ginormous hall and 5 minutes later the contest started!  The math match lasted 3 days and both sides were done but the only problem was the judges were to sleepy to figure out which side won.  So I guess in a way they tied.
                                         


                                                        THE END

Monday, November 19, 2012

The Stolen Ghost

Hi! My name is anonymous.  Remember me from that Cartoon Pets story.  Well, here I am again with a new mystery .  It turns out that someone has stolen a ghost! So now you may be asking, How does someone steal a ghost.  It just so turns out that no one knows how, but the police are trying to figure it out.  Now you may also be asking how people know that there is a stolen ghost.  Well in a place called the haunted hornet some people aren't seeing the one and only ghost they see often.  Just yesterday, my mom said she would take me to the Haunted hornet to investigate.  So right now I am packing up to go.   Once I am done packing I can go.  Well, looks like I am done packing now.  So I get into the car to go.  When I reach there I start investigating. After an hour or so I didn't find any clues.  Well, too bad there are no more clues. I take my duffel bag and sulk back home.  When I go back I open my bag and find the stolen ghost!  I check to see if it is mine.  It isn't! It says jack on it.  I rush back to the hornet to see if this "Jack" is still here. Then I see a kid with my duffel bag!  I ask if his name is Jack.  He says,"Yes." So we exchange bags and then I ask,'' Why did you steal the ghost?''  He says he didn't and then he adds it could have flown into my bag because it is pretty ghost friendly.  I report the theft to the police and they seem really happy so they give me an award which I shall not tell.  I head back home this time not sad but, amazingly happy.  Now that is my story, so
The End, and again this is not the end of all my mysteries. Only this one but for now,
THE END!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Cartoon Pets

Hi! My name is anonymous. Pretty weird name, eh.Well anyways today seems to be my lucky day.  You see, my mom said that I could buy a pet.  So now I am going to the pet store.  Well, here I am.  I am really excited! Wait, but there is something wrong. Huh ? This is so weird.  All the pets are working and all the humans are in small cages.  I rub my eyes just to see whether I saw everything correctly.  Nope, my eyes didn't lie.  Well, too bad for me, I really wanted a beagle. I was just walking back home, when suddenly. . . a furry paw grabbed me.  "Aren't you going to by anything", it said in a wicked voice.  I stammered, "N... N....No".Instead of letting me have my choice he did the exact opposite.  He dragged me into the store and put me in a cage.  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!  Well employees, he said looks like we have a new pet!  I was now really freaked out.  I mean me,  I would rather have a beagle as a pet instead of the opposite.  Then suddenly the manager dropped something out of his pocket and it came right into my cage.  It was a long blue rod with a button at the end.  For some reason I had an urge to press it.  I pressed it and lighting streaks came out of nowhere.  I mean they didn't come out of nowhere they came out of the other end.  Well anyways, it hit the manager and the other pets and in a split second the people in the cages flew out and the animals flew in.  Everyone cheered me for saving there lives, '' Anonymous, Anonymous!
I woke with a start my mom was calling me, "Anonymous, Anonymous."  She then said, " today is your lucky day remember. Then it hit me today was the day I was allowed to buy a pet!  I ate my breakfast as fast as a cheetah and burst out of the house. Then I came back with a beagle. Luckily my experience wasn't as weird as my dream. Well, that is my story. So,
The End.  Now don't think this is the end of all my mysteries there will be many more, but for now,
THE END!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Three Adventurers

Adventure with Dinosaurs
                                               
                                                                
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                                                                     The shuttle
One snowy afternoon in the middle of vacation, Jack, Molly and Arthur were playing in the snow.  While they were playing,their eyes caught sight of a shuttle.  They went inside, they explored the shuttle.  While they were exploring the shuttle, Molly pressed a button and the shuttle flew to the time of dinosaurs.Jack and Arthur both asked Molly what she did.  Molly said she pressed this button.  The button said billion years back.  Arthur asked Molly if this a time machine.Molly said I Think so. Arthur said cool!  Then Jack told Molly to find a button that said billion years later so they could get back home. But Molly said I want to explore this place and Arthur said so do I.  Fine!said Jack but only for 20 minutes.  They explored,found new dinosaur names and rode on dinosaurs.A few of the dinosaurs names are Apatosaurus, velociraptor, Brontosaurus and T-REX. They soon were tired and went to sleep and Jack forgot about going home.  When they woke up they were ready for their next adventure.

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                                                                  velociraptor!

The three kids woke up and went for a hike. While they were on their hike they spotted a dinosaur. They knew what to do so they stood still. Molly recognized the dinosaur and told Arthur and Jack "it is a velociraptor". ( Arthur was a bit scared ) The velociraptor came closer and closer. Arthur was really scared now. Arthur was so scared he forgot to be still and ran. The velociraptor chased him. Arthur ran up a tree . He sat on a branch and held for dear life , the raptor was under him. The branch made a CRACK ! then another CRACK. Pretty soon the branch broke. Arthur landed on the velociraptor. The raptor felt it and ran around in circles. While Arthur was having his adventure , Jack and Molly made a sling shot out of sticks and leaves and shot the velociraptor .  The velociraptor fell to the ground. Arthur jumped of  and ran with Jack and Molly. That was fun said Arthur. What are we going to do next ?

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                                                                    The ride

All three of them were tired after that adventure so they rested for a little while. When they finished resting they were looking forward to their next adventure.  After all they had had such amazing adventures so far. They all awoke and started their morning hike.  Then they all climbed up a tree and gazed at the amazing sight.While they were sightseeing a Brachiosaurus came up to them.  Then he looked at them as if he wanted them to ride on him.  So the three kids slid down his neck and they started riding. The ride was great because they found new dino species, more facts about them, and they saw amazing places.While riding Molly was thinking about how dinosaurs became extinct, Arthur was writing facts in his notebook,  and Jack was taking pictures and enjoying the ride.At the end of the ride they discussed about what they had seen and learned.  Everybody was now interested in dinosaurs and their world.

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                                                                        The battle

The next day they woke up and heard a "roar"! They went to inspect it.  It was a roar from battle.  They saw a T-REX and a stegosaurus battling.  They watched the great battle.  The stegosaurus hit the
T-REX.  The T-REX almost bit the stegosaurus.  The kids started rooting for the dinosaurs. Molly rooted for the stegosaurus to win. The two boys voted for the mighty,terrifying, and vicious T-REX.  The battle was great, the T-REX and the stegosaurus battled viciously. The kids wondered why they kept battling.  Then a velociraptor came and started battling.  Then Arthur noticed why one of the dinosaurs found food and the others came in to fight for it. He told Jack and molly. They understood.  Then Arthur wrote that dinosaurs fight for food just like modern day birds.  Then Arthur said "according to my calculations that must have bin the T-REX which found it." How do you know? asked Jack. Arthur said " because the tooth marks say so".  Molly was watching the battle closely and saw the velociraptor had won.  She wondered how such a small animal could defeat such big ones.

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                                                                        Going home

The three kids saw the time on their watch.  It was only dinnertime, but they had to go home anyways.  After all they couldn't miss dinner.  So they went of in search of the time machine,  but could not find it.
All three of them felt like they were stuck in dinosaur world forever.  Then Molly suddenly said, "while you two were exploring the time-machine, I found this machine." It said TIME TRACKER at the top.  They pressed the on button.  It showed exactly where their time machine was.  It was like a G.P.S. to where there time machine was.  They followed the pathway and came home just in time for dinner.

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                                                                                     School
School was great until the teacher asked "what was your favorite thing you did over break. Jack, Molly, and Arthur had to be the first one to answer.  They said our favorite thing was finding this amazing time machine,  which made us travel back in time to the dinosaurs.  Arthur added Jack and Molly saved me from a velociraptor, we rode on a dinosaur, and we saw a great battle. All the kids laughed at this. But Jack, Molly and Arthur were determined to keep their answer.  Where is your proof ?one kid asked.  The teacher simply said " do a report on it then we'll see weather you have great imagination or it really happened.  The teacher spoke with there mom and dad and at home they had a huge discussion about why the kids lied.  Then Jack showed all the pictures of the dinosaurs he had seen and Artur showed his notebook. Their parents how did you get back into time?  The kids said we found a shuttle laying around in or backyard but it really was a time machine.  Their dad and mom understood.

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                                                                                     The report

The three kids thought about the report and finally made it a success.  The next day they came to school and the teacher asked would you please present your report. "Yes" they said.  They showed pictures, told facts and Molly even told her theory for how dinosaurs became extinct.  Everybody was amazed so was the teacher.  They got graded and got 200 out of 100 because they did such a great job.  At home their mom and dad were also amazed.  The next day they were on the news for their amazing discoveries.

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                                                                                        Going back 
The kids went back into the shuttle and saw the dinosaurs again.  But they did not do that because they wanted to sight see some more.  They did it to reunite dinosaurs to the present world.  They did it like this.  They took different species of dinosaur eggs nicely and took them back home.  Now that is why you see dinosaur zoos today. The kids loved this adventure a lot. And i will tell you some of there other adventures later. 

The End


Saturday, April 21, 2012

Weird Dlrow

On a sunny night in the middle of  the  morning
little Johny and his friend Ynhoj were walking down the lane to the library.Can you guess why they are friends "yep you are right".Their  names are opposite.Ever since the first day of school they have been friends.They have walked,talked and most of all they play.Their favorite games are SsehC ,YloponoM, and OgniB.Have you ever heard of games like OgniB and SsehC.
Did you know that SsehC is really Chess, turn SsehC around and it is Chess do the same thing to the other games and you will get a real board game.Oops sorry I forgot to mention this world is called Weird Dlrow because most things are weird in this world of people or should say world of weird.Most of the things here are weird and some are not I will be showing you something that is weird and it is not.This tree here is both weird and it is not see it has blue apples but the branch is brown like many trees. 
Johny and Ynhoj want you to come again.So come whenever possible.bi bi they say.
The end.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Top 5 best things in Death Valley and Las-Vegas


1. Putting a Python around my neck
    Yes, I really did put a real Python around my neck.

2. Seeing the mirage volcano
    No not a real volcano. It was a volcano to show the experience of what a real volcano would do.

3. The dancing water fountains
     The fountains danced with the music in the back round.

4. Climbing the sand dunes.
   The sand dunes in Death Valley were so huge that I couldn't even climb to the end.


5.Going to Bellagio
  Bellagio was great. I mean the conservatory,chocolate fountain and Ice cream were all great.


Those were the 5 awesome things in Death valley and Las-Vegas.
     

Bird blogs 3 in 1


These birds I am going to talk to you about have unique ways of catching there prey
    The first one is a . . .
Great blue heron
Identification: The Great blue heron is the largest heron in North America. It is about 45 to 50 ". Its body is bluish-grayish and its lore is green ( a lore is on both sides of the birds face it comes either between the birds eyes and the upper base of the beak on a snake it is between its eyes and nostrils).

  Habitat: They live anywhere near marshes, streams, and by the water side.The only thing I don't understand is why would a Great blue heron want to live on my school roof and really there was a great blue heron on my school roof.

  Nesting: They nest in colonies and usually away from predators in the woodlands. The female lays 3 to 5 eggs There is a waiting for about 28 days for the eggs to hatch. When they are born in the morning the male takes care of the baby and the female hunts and at night it is reversed.

It catches its prey by acting like a statue, then when its prey comes near it stabs it with its razor sharp bill,
pretty cool huh ?

2. Peregrine Falcon
 Identification:  The Peregrine Falcon like many other hawks and Falcons has black spots on its chest.  Its body length is about 13-23 inches its wingspan is 31-47 inches It has a bluish-grayish back. It is also known as the duck hawk for some reason, I mean ducks don't seem as vicious as falcons. Females are actually larger than the males. Males weigh 424-750 grams and females weigh 910-1,500 grams. It has a yellow beak which has black on the front. The Peregrines feet are yellow.

Habitat: It breeds on the Arctic tundra and can be found anywhere in earth except for the poles. It usually lives in very high mountains or tropical forests The only place it doesn't live in that is ice-free is New Zealand. It is now starting to live in urban cities.

What does the Peregrine Falcon eat ? Well it usually eats medium sized birds such as pigeons,doves,waterfowl, and songbirds. It also eats one of the smallest raptors in the world, the American Kestrel( it is 9 in. and it has a 22 inch wingspan).

Its way of  catching prey is it dives at about 200 mph and darts for its prey. Diving at 200 mph makes it  the fastest bird in the world it is also the fastest animal in the world.

Pied Billed grebe

Identification: It is a small, stocky, brown bird with a white bill and a black band around it. It is 12-15 in. and has a wing span of 18 -24 in. It is the only grebe that does not show a white wing patch while flying

What does it eat? It eats aquatic invertebrates and also eats small fish and amphibians It eats its feathers to digest and prevent from chocking

Habitat: It is the most widespread North american grebe it is found on ponds, marshes, and lakes. It rarely is found on salt water.

The Pied billed grebe dives down really fast when it sees prey under the water this gives it the name water witch or Hell diver.

Those were the three birds I was going to talk to you about.




Amazing Planes 1

Introduction
 In this series of blogs I will be teaching you how to make amazing paper planes. All of them will either glide, do tricks or return back to you. But all of them are definitely masters of the air. So lets get started.

Nakumura lock
This plane is great at gliding and doing tricks. This plane is actually on of my favorite planes.

1. Start with a sheet of A4 paper and fold it in half  like this

2. Unfold like this

3. Then take the corner of a sheet and take it to the center so it looks like this

4. Take the other corner and do the same thing


5. Take the point and fold it down

6.I can't explain this so look at the picture

7. Now take the point and fold it up

8. turn it to the other side



9.  fold it in half

10. Fold the wing flaps

Now pop up the wings and let your Nakumura lock soar through the sky.
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Thursday, April 19, 2012

magic mania!

Introduction
All beginner magicians take out your magic wands and lets do some magic ! the magic that I will teach you are very simple but a great illusion to your eyes and your audiences. In this magic mania I will teach you how to do two very simple tricks.

Number magic:
First ask your spectator pick a number between 0 and 9 and ask them not to tell you. Lets say it is seven.  Ask them to multiply it by 2 then add it by 2 It becomes 16. Now ask them to multiply it by 5 then add it by 5. It is now 85. now ask them to multiply it by 10 and add it by 10. Now ask them to tell you the answer. It is 860. Now subtract the hundreds number by one. It becomes seven. The spectator will be amazed.

The cups and balls magic trick:
Take three cups and four balls and one pencil (the pencil is your magic wand).  Secretly put one of the balls in one of the cups then pile the rest of the cups on top of the cup with the ball.  Then take the first cup and lay it down then the second one then lay down the cup with the ball inside and don't let anybody see it. Put one of the other three balls on the middle cup then put the cup with no ball on top of the middle cup then put both cups on top of the cup with the ball. Now say I will make this ball go through both cups. Then with your magic wand tap the top cup and then mysteriously the ball would have gone through both of the cups. do this with the other 2 balls. The only difference will be that you already have secret ball in one of the cups.
 Try these tricks at home
The end

Monday, January 2, 2012

Bird blog 3

Waterfowl
Arctic Loon

Identification:
27"  The Arctic loon has almost the same color,texture, and smoothness but the Arctic loon looks paler than the Pacific loon. It is also bigger than the Pacific loon by 2 inches. The white mark under its chin is more visible
than the Pacific loon. In the winter it looks almost the same as a Pacific but the skin is a lighter black than the Pacific loon.

Molting:
The Arctic loon molts 2 times per year.

Habitat:
They breed mostly in Alaska's Seward Peninsula.
Winter
 Most winters in Old world. But a few wander along the west coast.

Voice:Yodeling is deeper than the smaller Pacific loon. It is rarely heard in North America.
Summer    

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Bird blog 2

Waterfowl
Pacific Loon

Identification:
The pacific loon is very similar to the arctic loon.
In the summer its head is smoothly rounded with black and white stripes on each side of its throat. The pacific loon has a white breast. It's back isn't as smooth as its head,throat, and breast. It has a  black and white checkered back.
Migration:
It migrates from the corner of Canada through the Boreal Forest and ends at the next corner of Canada.

Habitat:
In the winter it lives next to shores and in the summers it lives next to the Pacific coasts.

Nesting:
They make their nests out of twigs leaves and other vegetation. Then they stick it together with mud.
The nest is usually floating on the water, if not they keep it on an island or near the coast.
The female usually lays two eggs, if the female is lucky it might lay more.

Voice:
Makes a yodeling noise, a er-wee er-ya-wee noise, or is silent.



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